She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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