I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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