I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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