So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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