i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
is wine microwaveable?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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