I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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