If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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