Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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