I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't deserve a penis
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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