We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
