I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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