So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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