He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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