no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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