let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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