I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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