that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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