Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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