Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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