kristin has been a bad kristin
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You pole danced in your parka.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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