So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Randomize
