We need to rekindle our bromance
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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