I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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