Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Say something about gay babies.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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