Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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