so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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