as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
did you just send me my own nude
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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