You really coming over, don't trick.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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