Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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