Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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