I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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