Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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