So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
