I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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