are you still at the devil's house?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
