in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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