Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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