roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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