butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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