didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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