is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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