this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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