O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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