So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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