I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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