she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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