I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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