Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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