with your own penis?
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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