Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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