Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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