You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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