talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
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I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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